不少留学生感叹：世界上最深的路，就是申请文书的千层套路！ 写一篇题目中规中矩的文书已经够让人头秃的了，而一篇从题目开始就让人摸不着头脑的文书，更是让人抓狂！如果学生们在看到文书题目之后把自己的心理话说出来，会怎么样？ 温馨提示：本篇文章纯属整活娱乐，可千万别在文书中这么写！
芝加哥大学
说起奇葩文书题目，芝加哥大学绝对名列前茅！芝加哥大学六选一的文书题目让许多学生望而生畏，也被誉为最“奇葩”的文书题目，这类题目每年都在变化，也让大量学生无从参考。小易挑两个去年的给大家欣赏一下：
Option 2: What advice would a wisdom tooth have?–Inspired by Melody Dias, Class of 2025对智齿能有什么建议？
球球了！别再发炎或者疼痛了！再痛下去我就得去拔牙了！
Option 3: You are on an expedition to found a colony on Mars, when from a nearby crater, a group of Martians suddenly emerges. They seem eager to communicate, but they’re the impatient kind and demand you represent the human race in one song, image, memory, proof, or other idea. What do you share with them to show that humanity is worth their time?—Inspired by Alexander Hastings, Class of 2023, and Olivia Okun-Dubitsky, Class of 2026
出这文书题目的人，你的良心不会痛吗！这是在演科幻片吗？我只是个普普通通的学生想有个大学读，这样普普通通的愿望为什么要扩展到跟火星人交流啊！
此刻并不想拯救世界，甚至还想当个灭霸（毁灭吧）！
塔夫茨大学
Option 2A: It’s cool to love learning. What excites your intellectual curiosity? (200-250 words)
热爱学习很酷没错，但是激发我学习下去的动力是考试考的好父母就给大量的零花钱，我用这些零花钱满足我那些烧钱的爱好，如果没有这些零花钱，我恐怕要变成一个流浪汉了……
纽约大学
NYU was founded on the belief that a student’s identity should not dictate the ability for them to access higher education. That sense of opportunity for all students, of all backgrounds, remains a part of who we are today and a critical part of what makes us a world class university. Our community embraces diversity, in all its forms, as a cornerstone of the NYU experience.We would like to better understand how your experiences would help us to shape and grow our diverse community. Please respond in 250 words or less.
NYU作为美国国际生人数最多的大学之一，我不觉得身为国际生的我，加入你们学校能给校园多样性带来什么显著的变化。选择NYU就是看它排名高位置好，而且帅哥美女多（星星眼）！但NYU的学费真的太贵了！
南加州大学
Describe how you plan to pursue your academic interests and why you want to explore them at USC specifically. Please feel free to address your first- and second-choice major selections (250 words).
UCS的电影学院超级厉害！我就是冲着电影学院来的，了解到学校的设备也非常齐全、还有专门的图书馆，收集了很多电影书籍和绝版道具！真的很令人心动啊！还有校园安全是不是可以再加强一些……
维克森林大学
Tell us more about the topic that most engages your intellectual curiosity. (150 words, optional)
我现在最想知道的就是你能不能给我一个offer啊呜呜呜呜……
埃默里大学
When was the last time you questioned something you had thought to be true? 这问题问得，不禁让我当场怀疑申请你们学校到底是不是个正确的选择……
卡内基梅隆大学
Prompt2(required): Many students pursue college for a specific degree, career opportunity or personal goal. Whichever it may be, learning will be critical to achieve your ultimate goal. As you think ahead to the process of learning during your college years, how will you define a successful college experience? (300 words)
成功的大学经历？不挂科、不补考、顺利完成essay对99%的学生来说就是成功了！我这么说会不会显得我像条“咸鱼”，可这真是我的心理话！
加州大学
Every person has a creative side, and it can be expressed in many ways: problem-solving, original and innovative thinking, and artistically, to name a few. Describe how you express your creative side.
觉得老师讲的课太无聊在课本上画漫画这算我的创造力吗？加州系大学分校这么多，我也想创建一所大学然后加入加州系统可行不？（狗头保命）
整活归整活，咱别拿申请开玩笑。
以上学校文书题目正经解析小易以往有发过，有需要的同学可以关注小易自行搜索哦！言归正传，由于许多美国大学不再强制要求学生参加标准化考试，文书在申请中重要性有所增加。
如果遇到“奇葩”的文书题目，先不要慌，把题目多读几遍，美本文书归根结底是想要了解你是个怎么样的人，你有哪些个性特征，根据题目抽丝剥茧地剖析你自己，在文书展示真实的你自己就可以了。
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